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Thursday, November 20, 2008

"1974 Detroit is back again - with a vengeance"

The inimitable Iowahawk looks into the crystal ball at the future of Detroit's auto industry and sees .... the 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt: "the only car endorsed by President Barack Obama":



It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. You're a man who likes to do things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It's that special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.

All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling pizazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back again -- with a vengeance.



Read the whole thing - hilarious.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And free Viagra for the autoworkers too boot!
Oh wait, they already have that.