Jackie and Dunlap, Republican rednecks, on the California Supreme Court's gay marriage decision:
"Polls show that a majority of Americans are against gay marriage."
"Well, the majority of Americans shouldn't go out & marry gay people."
"Maybe some little gay boy knowin' he can grow up and marry a gay will keep him from havin' a sham weddin' to a fat girl first. The last thing we need in this world is more miserable fat women."