Watching Colin Farrell's moustachioed face for two hours is like being buried alive in a coffin made of rat traps and cologne samples. But there is popcorn. I cram it into my mouth like the Cookie Monster. I eat with great gusto, as though to say to those around me, "No matter how we suffer, life is still worth living".
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Best movie review ever
Jonathan Goldstein, writing in today's National Post, on the movie Miami Vice: